Tenchi Muyou 3		(Useless Tenchi/This Side Up)			  -Ryoohki-		     Translated by Doug Cha	      Invaluable Editing by Tonghyun Kim		  Proofreading by John Prenis                 Translation (c) NEXUS Studios(Please refer to Tonghun's scripts for episodes 5-6 for his song and opening/ending credits translations.)Episode 3:  Hello, Ryoohki!================================================================= AEKA:It's a Tear of the Royal family!YOSHOU:Aeka!AEKA:Yes, Oniisama.YOUSHOU:What's going on?  Did you come here by yourself?AEKA:They left me here by myself, and went someplace.AEKA:I am going to become your bride, right?YOUSHOU:When you grow up, yeah..AEKA:It's the same as the color of your eyes.YOUSHOU:A Tear of the Royal family.AEKA:What's wrong?YOUSHOU:This flower isn't used for happy events you know..YOSHOU:Dammit!  You monster!AEKA:Oniisama!  Wait, take me with you!  Oniisama!AEKA:Oniisama..  where are you?  Oniisama!  Oniisama!TENCHI:Youshou?  He's long-since been dead.TENCHI:I'm returning this to you.  It's a valuable keepsake right?AEKA:His being dead..  it's a lie right?AEKA:I want to return to Jyurai..AEKA:My my, she's up this early in the morning.  Why must the first thingI see this morning be so horrible.  That monstrous witch!RYOOKO:Let's see..EPISODE 3:  Hello, Ryoohki-chan.SASAMI:Oneesama!AEKA:I..  I don't want to!SASAMI:Oneesama, you have to!  You've been locked up in this room for awhole week now!SASAMI:Everyone is going to think that people from Jyurai can't evengreet their hosts!AEKA:That's not it at all!  But.. the head of the family isn't here is he?SASAMI:Yeah, he's not here, but Tenchi Oniichan's here you know.SASAMI:Please Oneesama..  please understand my situation.AEKA:I'm sorry Sasami.  I have to be strong after all.AEKA:Let's go.AEKA:How unpleasant!SASAMI:Oneesama!RYOOKO:Well well..  since you never seem to want to get out of there, Ibegan to think that you passed away.SASAMI:Where's Tenchi Oniichan?RYOOKO:Tenchi?  Hmm..  he hasn't come over here yet.SASAMI:Just when I got Aeka Oneesama to come out..SASAMI:Wow!  Say, what's that?  Where did you get it?  Please tell me!RYOOKO:It was born this morning.  Cute isn't it?SASAMI:You gave birth to it?AEKA:Sasami, don't touch that!TENCHI:Aeka-san..AEKA:I'm really grateful for what you have done for us Jyurai Royal Family...AEKA:Aah..  at any rate, thank you very much.TENCHI:Umm..  no, well..RYOOKO:Hey ma'am, don't you want to hear about the egg?AEKA:I don't want to speak with you at all!AEKA:What are you doing Sasami?  You'll get germs from that!SASAMI:Yeah but Ryooko Oneechan had a child you know..  I want to see it.SASAMI:Then you're married right?  Who's the father?AEKA:Sasami!RYOOKO:..is...SASAMI:What?  Tenchi Oniichan?!TENCHI:Umm, Aeko-san.  Are you feeling better now?AEKA:It is NONE of your business?  Why don't you just keep on creatingmore eggs with that witch of yours!TENCHI:Eggs?  Just what are you talking about?RYOOKO:It makes me so happy, to have a child with the one I love.TENCHI:Child?!RYOOKO:Make sure you keep it warm okay?  It shouldn't be long now.TENCHI:I don't know what the hell is...RYOOKO:All right, all right.  Good boy, "Ryoohki-chan."TENCHI:"Ryoohki?"  That space ship's name?  Then that child is..AEKA:Did you say Ryoohki?RYOUKO:Yup, this is Ryoohki's kid.SASAMI:Your space ship had a child?RYOOKO:Yeah, it was damaged beyond repair, so it's basically regeneratingitself.  To believe that it was really Tenchi's child is prettyfoolish wouldn't you say?SASAMI:Yeah you're right.  I thought it was strange.AEKA:You're so cruel!  Making a fool out of me like that.TENCHI:Umm, Aeka-san, it's a misunderstanding. I didn't mean anything..AEKA:Let go of me, you insolent fool!  I thought you were different.. Have fun with that crone of yours.GRAMPA:Well now.AEKA:Excuse me.GRAMPA:What's the matter, ma'am?AEKA:No, no..  it's nothing.RYOOKO:That princess is such a perfect person to kill time with.TENCHI:Hey, just what the hell are you thinking?  Don't you have anyconscience at all?RYOOKO:Oh, I'm so touched!  You're worrying about me that much?RYOOKO:Say Tenchi, where's the sword?TENCHI:Huh?  I gave it back to Aeka-san.RYOOKO:What?!  That's my..  you left the source of my energy in the hands of that woman?RYOOKO:"Spin..  spin..  spin..."GRAMPA:Well now, that makes it two for today.  Quite a lucky day isn't it?TENCHI:Grampa, when did you get back?RYOOKO:What do you think you're doing, old man!GRAMPA:Quite a spunky lady isn't she?GRAMPA:Well then, this is Tenchi's child huh?SASAMI:No grampa, he's called "Ryoohki".  He just hatched from an egg.GRAMPA:I see, I see.  Tenchi, it seems you'll be a father as well for thetime being.TENCHI:What are you talking about Grampa?GRAMPA:You have to be a stronger and more reliable person now.  It's a hard roadfrom here.TENCHI:That's not it at all!  Man, I don't care already!GRAMPA:Tenchi!  Don't forget our afternoon practice.SASAMI:Oniichan..GRAMPA:Don't worry about him.  He's really serious, alot like his mother.SASAMI:Ryoohki-chan!SASAMI:What's wrong, Ryo-chan?SASAMI:Oneesama?SASAMI:Where you going?SASAMI:Ryo-chan?RYOOKO:What?AEKA:Ryoohki!  Please go someplace else.  Filthy creature!AEKA:I understand.  YOU stay here, and _I_ shall go elsewhere.AEKA:Please don't follow me.AEKA:You are not to follow me!AEKA:A Tear of the Royal Family!  But that's impossible..  "It's the same color as youreyes, brother.  I'm going to become your bride, right?"AEKA:Leave me alone.  Please leave me alone.AEKA:This is for me?  You're a strange one aren't you?  You do realizethat I despise you, right?RYOUKO:What did she do with that sword?  Youshou!  Her brother huh..It's great not having him around though..SASAMI:Oneesama!  Are you in here?RYOOKO:Oh shit..SASAMI:Oh, she's not here.  Where did everyone disappear to?AEKA:So, what do you think I should do now?  My ship is damaged, andcan't fly anymore, and I can't contact my home anymore.AEKA:The only clue I have is that sword.  Has he really..  could he.. could my brother already be..AEKA:What's the matter?  You're going to get lost.  Ryoohki-chan!?  Iwonder where he went.GRAMPA:Tenchi, your foot movements..GRAMPA:..have something to be desired.GRAMPA:Okay, well then, shall we try it from the basics again?GRAMPA:You ready?TENCHI:Yes sir!AEKA:That's...!  It looks just like the fighting style used by the Jyurai Royal Family.(## please re-check this line too ##)AEKA:Oniisama. They must have some clues about my brother...AEKA:Tenchi-sama!GRAMPA:What's the matter Tenchi?  You left yourself wide open.TENCHI:Was there such a maneuver in the basic forms?GRAMPA:No.TENCHI:What the hell.AEKA:Ouch!  Why do I have to suffer like this?TENCHI:What happened to you?  In a place like this too..  Are you okay?                  AEKA:I'm sorry.  I'm fine.TENCHI:Aeka-san.AEKA:I'm fine.  Ouch...TENCHI:She's got red blood.AEKA:What?TENCHI:Oh nothing, nothing at all.GRAMPA:Just what are you doing?GRAMPA:She seems to have sprained it.AEKA:Umm..  what was that style of fighting you were practicing just now?GRAMPA:Tenchi, please carry her back.  It's better not to walk on thatfoot for a while.AEKA:Did I say something that offended you?GRAMPA:I'll meet you at home.  Take care of her.TENCHI:Hey, Grampa!SASAMI:Ryouko, Ryouko!  It's raining you know?SASAMI:Please make it stop.  My sister and the others are still outside.RYOOKO:What?  This world doesn't have such a device yet.  Hey!  Sasami-chan, you wouldn't know where your sister Aeka keeps Tenchi'ssword?SASAMI:What?  I think she's carrying it with her.TENCHI:Okay, please wipe yourself with this.TENCHI:Oh... umm..TENCHI:Umm, I'll be outside for a while then.TENCHI:Just what the hell am I doing?AEKA:What is it?TENCHI:Aeka-san!  What happened?AEKA:Something.. something jumped at me!TENCHI:Oh well. It was Ryoohki!AEKA:You scared me to death, you bad boy.TENCHI:Well then, I'll be outside.AEKA:Outside is..TENCHI:Huh?AEKA:It is cold outside isn't it?AEKA:I was wrong about you after all.TENCHI:Eh?AEKA:You were with Ryooko-san, so I thought you were her companion orsomething.TENCHI:I'm the cause of all this, as I was the one who broke herseal.AEKA:Her seal?TENCHI:She was imprisoned in a shrine close to here.AEKA:By my brother I assume..TENCHI:You mean Youshou?  That's what I've been told.TENCHI:Can I ask you one thing?AEKA:Eh?TENCHI:What will you do now?AEKA:Well I..  I can no longer return to my home.AEKA:I plan to stay here and follow my brother's trail.  But Idon't have any relatives in an alien planet like this...TENCHI:Please stay at my home!  Just as long as you want to stay.  Allthis is my responsibility, so it's the least I can do.AEKA:Yeah..TENCHI:It seems as though you're from the same bloodline..AEKA:The two of us are half brother and sister.  For us to bemarried may seem strange to you, and even though it was a marriage decidedby my parents, I was excited about it.AEKA:To think I'll ever be able to share my true feelings with him.  I.. I just don't know what I should do with myself now.TENCHI:His ship was damaged just like your's, Aeka-san.  That's what musthave happened.TENCHI:So he couldn't help it..    TENCHI:Umm..  I'm sorry.TENCHI:So..  please, please don't feel so bad!TENCHI:What is it?  This carrot?  You want this?  Here, here.TENCHI:Carrot eh?  Are you really going to become that huge space ship?TENCHI:It's finally passed.  Shall we go?TENCHI:Shall we visit the shrine where Ryooko was imprisoned?  There mightbe some clue regarding your brother.AEKA:No.AEKA:What's that?TENCHI:Oh, that's the tree worshipped at the Masaki-shrine.  There are lots ofstrange tales saying that your wish will be granted during a fullmoon.  They say if you pray for rain, it will surely come.  Shallwe take a look?AEKA:Please.AEKA:There's no mistake.  This is the Funaho.  It's still alive.TENCHI:The Funaho?AEKA:It's my brother's ship.  You remember the same type of tree on myship right?  It's the heart of the ship, the source of it's power.TENCHI:I see, so this is going to become that huge ship?AEKA:No it's already taken root here, thus can no longer become a ship.TENCHI:Hey, what's going on?AEKA:It's the ship's log.TENCHI:Log?AEKA:It's my brother's ship.TENCHI:Ryouko looks really scary.  This person is Yoshou?TENCHI:So that hole, that's when it was created?AEKA:My brother must still be alive.  After all, the Funaho isstill alive..  he must be alive someplace on this planet.AEKA:I'm sorry.  I said such horrible things to you before.  Let mereturn this to you.TENCHI:What?AEKA:You have the blood of the Royal family of Jyurai in you.  Until I amable to find my brother, will you please protect us?TENCHI:Yeah but, I can't use this thing that well.SASAMI:Oneesama!AEKA:Sasami!SASAMI:Where've you been?  You were gone so long that you made us worry.AEKA:I'm sorry.  You came here by yourself?SASAMI:No, I came with Ryooko Oneechan, but along the way we saw Ryoohki, and heled us here.AEKA:You are really a strange one aren't you?RYOOKO:Well well well, what a nice gathering we've got here.TENCHI:Ryouko.RYOOKO:Tenchi, how long are you going to hang around with that girl?TENCHI:It can't be helped can it?  Aeka-san is injured after all.RYOUKO:Oh, you got the sword back?  Good job.AEKA:No, I returned the sword to Tenchi-sama myself.RYOOKO:What?RYOUKO:Don't try to bluff me, just because you regret losing it to him.TENCHI:It's the truth.AEKA:Tenchi-sama and I are tied by the same blood.  That's noneof your business though.RYOOKO:None of my business!?  I came to pick you guys up.  I see, you twocan go do what you want then.SASAMI:Ryooko Oneechan..TENCHI:Pick us up?TENCHI:Hey Ryooko, don't take it that way.  She didn't mean to implyanything.AEKA:It's okay.  Let's go.TENCHI:Yeah but you don't know what she'll do when she gets angry.AEKA:Well now, you were supposed to be protecting me weren't you?AEKA:Well then, Tenchi-sama.AEKA:Let's go.-END-Preview:Hello! We're visiting Kamidake Hot Spring in Okayama Prefecture. We'rehere to strengthen our friendship but looks like we got a new guest. Her name is Mihoshi, who is an inspector of Galaxy Police who cameto Earth in pursuit of the mightiest and the most evil criminal in the history of the universe. I'm scared.EPISODE 4: Mihoshi Falls Into a Town Where the Stars FallLong autumn nights are mysterious...

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